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One day, when [*sammi*] and [Incontinence Happens] were left alone in DNT's kitchen, they decided to make pudding, and this is what resulted...




Steps to Making Tasty Homemade Pudding...




Step 1:
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Root around in your cupboard and find a nice little box of pudding.

Step 2:
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Dump said package into a big shiny silver bowl!

Step 3:
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Get a measuring cup, and make sure it's clean…

Step 4:
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Poor some milk into the measuring cup, and then into the bowl!
***Note: Milk that isn't out of date works best.


Step 5:
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Stare at it's mucky yuckiness for a bit.

Step 6:
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Go and find a whisk.

Step 7:
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Stir the pudding without flinging it upon your fellow cooks. ^_^

Step 8:
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Put it into the fridge for 5 whole, mouth watering minutes…
...Look! McDonalds!

Step 9:
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Lick the whisk clean while waiting.

Step 10:
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Clean up your work area.

Step 11:
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Make sure you put everything back where you found it.

Step 12:
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After the five minutes, go and check on your pudding.

Step 13:
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Do not drop pudding on your toe. …Or try and take a picture of the person who dropped said pudding on their toe. …They won't let you. …b/c they're stupid and evil!

Step 14:
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Wash all dishes thoroughly after eating.

Step 15:
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Stand triumphantly with a giant swifer rod, looking off into the distance with the air of one who is well fed.
***NOTE: Don't trip over the swiffer rod... you look really stupid after doing so...




Thank you for viewing. This Lesson has been brought to you by: [*sammi*] & [Incontinence Happens].


Photography done by: [*sammi*] ( http://www.fictionpress.com/~sammirose )& [Incontinence Happens]


Recipe by: A box


Creative Instrctions by: [Incontinence Happens] & [*sammi*]





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2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ...and who do you think is "faking"?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: allmost every one since......yea....

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ...of "the group"?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: witch one i hang with bob theres like 12 of them

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: me, sammi, mikki, bob, lee, glen... what other group would I be talking about?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: i dont know, non of them talk to me either but juian is talking to me now.....

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: you know, all of them are wiling to be there for you if you'll let them...

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: no there not......im barly able to hang on to the ppl that know me...

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ....how would you know? i'm the one who talks to them.

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ...least the chicks, anyway...

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: hmmmso what it hard enuff beliveing that ppl can care for me at all latey

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: heh.. and why is that?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: i have ungodly large issues knowing if ppl are my friend or more...... and the issue is coming back...

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: how so?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: past.

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ...? explain that a little more.

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: its in my past...

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: fine. i won't push it...

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: im soo close to getting a s.t.i.m

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: stim?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: astim

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ok, what's: astim?"

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: unlike stim astim is deadly from prolonged use......tho the effect is soo much greater....... 5 shot in a row and ill die......

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: what is it?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: its a form of haroine.... mixed with staroids and mind focusing agents ......

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ....you're taking heroin?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: no im taking stim not astim

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: then what in the hell's the first? and why are you taking it?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: stim is the most powerful stress and heart pain....reducing thing out there + it raises response time reflexs dex strangth focus speed and give a sence of hope....

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ...is it illegal?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: does it matter?

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: yes. b/c if it's illegal, it's probably illegal for a reason.

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: so? i dont care any more

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: means you're putting shit in your body that doens't need to be there.

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: so wat why should i care any more i got a call tell me iv been rebuked by my shrine

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: don't make me be a hypocrite trev...

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: try it

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: just... don't do stuff that you know's not good for you... please... i wouldn't be saying this if i didn't care about you...

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: hmmm if any here is a hypocrite its me i tell every one not to cut but..i g2g bye

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: trev... heh. why do you constantly make me worry about you so much...

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: dont asat

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: feh...

2004-07-10 [Vapombadambadoda]: i win .......switching back and forth online at home and work rules...not...

2004-07-10 [Incontinence Happens]: win what? ...switching?

2004-07-10 [Vapombadambadoda]: yes im home then work

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: does that mean trev has the internet at home again?

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: yeas

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: ah. go you.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: y?

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: i dunno...

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: great....

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: idn't though? so damn awesome..

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: what?

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: no clue.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: ...joy...

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: i'm sorry i'm being pissy...

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: y?

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: b/c you didn't do anything, and i'm just in a really shitty mood.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: y?

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: b/c my father's an ass...

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: y?

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: ^_^ ...b/c he kept stealing the computer from me and saying he'd be off any moment... any moment being 5 minutes after every time I asked for the computer...

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: y? *sic of caring about ppl so has been asking y to every problem he has been asked for almost 1 day and going strong*

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: ...you tend to make all your statements require a "y" in response to get enough information...

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: y?

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: i don't know why... you just do.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: Y?

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: feh. that's my answer, can you see it: feh. It's right there, in all it's feh-like glory, so, feh.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: geh? y?

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: feh.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: GEH!!!!!

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: FEHHH! FEHFEHFHEHFEHFEHFEHFEHFEHFEH!!!!!!! *does feh dance* feh.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: GEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *hides*

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: feh. *wins*

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: *leaves*

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: neh... *sits*

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: *singing* ppl dont care anymore

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: don't care about what?

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: meh

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: no, you're right. no one cares about the word "meh".

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: .....smooth you know was i mean me

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: oh course, what else do you ramble about? what else are you so horribly wrong about...

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: if i didn't care, do you really think i'd still be trying this hard to communicate with you?

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: umm yea u get board

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: to satisfy my boredum i could just talk to lethargic... who's -always- on.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: i notest that it like scarey

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: heh, i could be on that much too... but i'm usually too lazy to make the effort that is conversation.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: no not really i mean always on every time iv EVERY messied him i got a response im like 5 minuts

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: yup.. that's lethargic for you.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: its like he's allways on allway watching .........

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: well, he does claim to know all.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: *blinks* i bet i know more then him

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: probably, dear.... but i doubt we'll ever find out.

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: hmmm.....

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: yes?

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: i bet hes just like my ol d bro josh...

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: ....and what's that?

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: oh josh was a programer ...he got board one day and made a program that would set of an alarm if he got an e-mail a real alarm the system was great new who sent if it should wake him up or not.... the bitch never gave me a copy tho....*crys*

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: aw, poor iknip. ^_^

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: IM nOT IKNiP!

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: hey! be proud of me! that was the first time i called you iknip in ages. ...old habits die hard...

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: I'm proud of you! No-one could be that mindless, unless it's me! Yay mindlessness!

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: *snifles* ...but i failed!

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: NO!!!! Damnit... oh fuck it... *hugs her anyways*

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: heheh... it's ok dear. ^_^

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: Why must you call me dear?

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: neh... habit. i call everyone dear. deal with it. ^^

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: NO!!!! Damnit...

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: so sorry dear. ^^ hey, at least i'm not calling you "dearest" which is essentially the same word, but longer... LONGER! therefore Dear is better.

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: Damnit Pinki, don't fuck w/ my head... wait... damnit that sounds wrong too!!!

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: *winx*

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: *winx back* wait... damnit!!!

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: hmmhmm... ^^

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: *kisses her nose* HA!!! I WIN!!!

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: *contemplates it* ...no.. nope. i could win that one, but no. ^^

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: Yayness! I win!

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: *gives you "a look"* hehehe...

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: *Gazes back at her w/ his eyes...* <there's really no way to describe his eyes, cuz no-one really looks at them... just his body...>

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: ...how would you know? *is a no one*

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: Cuz they tell me...

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: ..that's their problem.

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: Do you mean you look at MY body and don't tell me?!?!?!? Confused!

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: hehe. sure dear, whatever helps you sleep at night. feh... *rolls eyes*

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: Yay! *chanting* She doesn't she doesn't she doesn't she doesn't...

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: ..yes. ..is bobo happy?

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: Yesh....

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: yay! good! *happy too* ..oh how easy i am to please... ^^

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: No comment ><

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: ...heheheh...

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: Don't tempt me...

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: temp you to what?

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: To please you... *snicker snicker*

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: feh... bobo, you're hopeless. ^^

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: No comment ><

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: again? aw.

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: *twitch*

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: *pokes you*

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: Stop! Quit texting me here... go to stuff.. It's so confusing....

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: *pokes you again* hahah!

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: Damnit...

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: *types something funny and amusing* there you go.

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: jofgadhopfjla;kdjflk;a jklfaj vlkv an

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: an

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: You can take that 'an' an ... .... I don't know what to tell you to do w/ it but make it gruesome...

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: gruesome!?

2004-07-11 [Atikin]: Or at least exciting...

2004-07-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: *corndogs Bob* i win

2004-07-11 [Incontinence Happens]: heh. good for you two. ^_^

2004-07-12 [Vapombadambadoda]: *luafs*

2004-07-12 [Incontinence Happens]: yesyes...

2004-07-14 [Atikin]: Laugh at me?!?!?!?!?!?

2004-07-14 [Incontinence Happens]: ^_^ of course.

2004-07-14 [Vapombadambadoda]: hehe

2004-07-14 [Incontinence Happens]: "lol"

2004-07-14 [Vapombadambadoda]: moo

2004-07-14 [Incontinence Happens]: *clucks insanely*

2004-07-15 [Vapombadambadoda]: wow uv ummmm changed a bit in reaspons to stuff...havent you

2004-07-15 [Incontinence Happens]: ....actually that was completely random...

2004-07-16 [Vapombadambadoda]: oaa

2004-07-16 [Incontinence Happens]: ...i hate this page... grrr.... stupid pics loading....

2004-07-16 [Vapombadambadoda]: hhahaha

2004-07-16 [Incontinence Happens]: it's annoying...

2004-07-16 [Vapombadambadoda]: hey its ur page

2004-07-16 [Incontinence Happens]: so? grr.... ouuu..i just made a new wiki with lots more pics....

2004-07-16 [Vapombadambadoda]: great

2004-07-16 [Incontinence Happens]: it's awesome... ^_^

2004-07-16 [Vapombadambadoda]: joy

2004-07-17 [Atikin]: I doubt I'm worthy of joining.... please don't mind me... continue w/ your conversation...

2004-07-17 [Vapombadambadoda]: lol,

2004-07-17 [Incontinence Happens]: ...neh?

2004-07-19 [Atikin]: I'm basically a ghost... treat me as such...

2004-07-21 [Vapombadambadoda]: ...shut up

2004-07-21 [Incontinence Happens]: don't tell him to shut up. ...and you aren't a ghost. you're bob. and nothing less.

2004-07-21 [Atikin]: Tell someone who has enough human feelings to comprehend how to care...

2004-07-21 [Vapombadambadoda]: *pimp slaps bob* i win *pimp slaps pinki* i know what im doing....

2004-07-21 [Atikin]: *dodges and continues his silent watch*

2004-07-22 [Incontinence Happens]: *glares* what are you doing then? ...bob... heh... i don't know what to do anymore.... *isn't giving up, though*]

2004-07-24 [Atikin]: Tell someone who has enough human feelings to comprehend how to care... *again*

2004-07-24 [Vapombadambadoda]: .....Thats it no more soaps for u bob!

2004-07-28 [Atikin]: Damn you! No fair!

2004-07-29 [Vapombadambadoda]: hehhe

2004-07-30 [Incontinence Happens]: heh....

2004-07-31 [Vapombadambadoda]: m

2004-07-31 [Incontinence Happens]: n

2004-07-31 [Incontinence Happens]: ...o p q r s t u v w x y z.

2004-08-01 [Vapombadambadoda]: ! 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

2004-08-02 [Incontinence Happens]: and now i know my abc's, next time won't you sing with me! ...Ok, we're officially pathetic now.

2004-08-02 [Vapombadambadoda]: yes wait no were not! were just not mightyerestness *made him-self sound pathicerest*

2004-08-03 [Incontinence Happens]: what? ...oh! *understanding dawns upon her* heheh... stupid Y's.... anywho... yes, you are more pathetic. ^_^ at least for now.

2004-08-03 [Vapombadambadoda]: For Everness!!!

2004-08-03 [Incontinence Happens]: ....you only wish, my friend, you only wish. ^_^

2004-08-03 [Vapombadambadoda]: i never wish that just end up as dissapointment.....

2004-08-03 [Incontinence Happens]: know the feeling...

2004-08-24 [Cher's Bitch!!!!]: coowl

2004-11-12 [Vapombadambadoda]: Hey It died

2005-01-10 [Saint Dragon]: oh where o where has my lover gone oh where o where could she be!

2005-01-13 [Incontinence Happens]: ....

2005-01-17 [Vapombadambadoda]: Bad ny Very bad...*shakes his head*

2005-04-05 [TheRogue]: haha...good stuff...

2005-10-07 [Vapombadambadoda]: The Blood is Back!!

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